printLast Christmas, My Husband Gave me the Machine From Kafka's "In The Penal Colony," and I Didn't Realize How Much It Would Change Me
by kingmudsy
I’ll admit: going from being a “weekend warrior” at the gym to using The Machine for twelve-hour intervals was an adjustment at first. I was pretty nervous for my first session! Fortunately, The Machine’s patented three-part design — 1. Bed 2. Inscriber 3. Harrow — makes it easy for even us beginners to engrave our fitness goals into our naked flesh. Now, I wear my #MondayMotivation on the outside!