by kleinbl00

Some seriously purple prose here but dayum it's like watching a gymnast:

Some even believe Q composes these messages for their eager consumption and interpretation at Trump's direction, the amanuensis to an orange Nostradamus whose quatrains appear on the same image boards that feature bronie porn, hentai spank-bank material, and tween Neo-Nazi shitposter incels, instead of penned on parchment.

It's gonna amuse me to no end if QAnon turns out to be SomethingAwful stretching to the limits of their ambition. My own conspiracy, of course, is that it's the Russians messing about creating certainty where they need it and doubt where they don't; no one has adequately explained to me what the fuck Voronezh was about and not only did my newspaper run pictures of aliens on the front goddamn page but Maury Povich flew the A Current Affair crew out to look at a bunch of burnt haystacks.