print"We are not going to crush Trump’s twenty-billion-dollar wall with our totally badass trebuchet. But we could."
by veen
Since the Trump administration is committed to using 12th-century military technology to protect our country from Mexican invaders, we have responded in kind by building a 30-foot trebuchet, a medieval catapult designed to destroy walls. We paid 300 gold to increase its attack damage, so it’s very powerful.