Know what my grocery store carries? Fuckin' 5 different kinds of Leinenkugel, which not even my old-school lived-there-for-100-years Wisconsin inlaws drink. Know what my grocery store doesn't carry? More than 3 kinds of Weinhard's.
They're from PORTLAND.
Like WEINHARD'S. Which, back when I was in college, was available in cases in seven different varieties.
Unless I want to buy individual bottles, "decent non-pretentious craft beer" available to me is
- Sam Adams
- Sam Adams Light
- Heineken
- Heineken Light
- Pilsner Urquell
Corona and Corona Light, but who drinks that shit.
#getoffmylawn