by cliffelam

Not me, the guy what wrote the article. It's funny but good stuff. And I still use stuff I learned at McD's 30+ years ago.

3. “Morning people” might be aliens. Nine out of 10 customers who came in before 9 a.m. were of the groggy, bleary-eyed, slightly cranky variety. You know, normal. But those 10th customers? The morning people? Oh sweet mercy, they’d come bounding in the front door at 5 a.m. with energy normally reserved for Disney Channel stars and meth addicts. To be honest, I was always a little suspicious of those people. I mean, they could totally take over the planet at a quarter to 7 and very few of us would notice.

-XC