I GOT THE JOB!!!
Had interviews all day today and they didn't even let me sleep on it. Just got the email with the offer, asking if I could come in on Friday to full out paperwork and start training.
This is a full time position, identifying and recruiting patients for research studies at the clinic that's been treating me since I was ~10. Im going to be using practically every aspect of my academic and professional background to some degree, working flexible hours, with the greatest, most skilled and personable group of healthcare professionals I've ever seen.
A big shout out to thenewgreen, _refugee_, and kleinbl00 for their help on my resume, y'all rock.
Now I'm going to have a drink and play video games until the sun comes up.
Cheers Hubski.