by _refugee_

1. Given the choice of anyone in the world, whom would you like to punch in the face?

  It is hard for me to answer this question because if I am going to punch anyone in the face, I want it to be someone who I'd actually do damage to, at least. 

  Probably that girl that slept with the guy I was sleeping with while telling me she was my best friend. She's super scrawny. But only if there's no fear of legal action, because I know that cat and that's what's held me back in the past.

2. On average, how long do you spend composing tweets before you post them? Do you realize that they don’t matter?

  30 seconds. Yes, I do. 

3. Before responding to a text, do you wait a few minutes to make it seem like you’re doing something more important? Why? Answer me now.

  Depends on who it is. Usually, I wait because YOU'RE FREAKING ANNOYING ME. 

4. What would constitute a “perfect” day for you? Why do we always just go home and watch Netflix instead of doing any of that stuff?

  Because it's cheap, you bitch.