In humanodon's post What are you streaky at he and eightbitsamurai both say they are streaky at writing. Well, here's a challenge for any writer. Sit down and write a poem. Don't think about it. Don't worry about form or grammar (that's right lil and _refugee_), because nobody will be "judging" this. It's just an exercise.
Here's mine:
How many people here know my name?
The old Big Boy looks faded and worn
I don't smoke anymore
She died three years ago
But I'll smoke a cigarette in her honor
What do you mean I can't smoke inside?
I told you, she died
Was the parade always like this
Men walking dogs and kids on bikes
Hard candy tossed by women in tights
I sneak off to the cemetery behind the gazebo
Where we carved our names
In the tree by the mill pond
Where Jamie pooped on the sidewalk
and laughed as you passed
The gravestones are old pre civil war
Some are so old the grass has grown over
We smoked a clove here when we were thirteen
Passed it around and waited for feelings
Your fingers touched mine in the passing
On the bus our legs touched
We pretended not to notice
Walked the tracks to the river
Where the green patch of grass
Made us feel grown up and refined
We lived in that lie
Until the train passed by
Then we hurled rocks at the cars
and collected our pennies
Flattened
I'll smoke a clove now
And pretend to share it
Hand it to nobody
and take the bus alone
You didn't die, I was kidding
But you might as well have
Remember the time we were almost on the Ricky Lake show?
That actually happened
You didn't die
I did
How's that for a twist?