I'm fresh off the boat in this weird, minimally-designed place and would love to get to know you guys. So I fancy to start with a question, perhaps even a challenge.
So, Hubski, a.k.a. post-reddit utopia: Who should I follow? Why should I follow you? Are you better than the other guy? Are you just meh, eh, or a tad important? Or are you truly valuable to this community? if so... how?! I want you to boast, brag, rant and pride yourself abotu everything you can possibly think of. If you feel like it, I think it would be a much better question to open up why you as a person are valuable.
Disclaimer: Yes, I know that everyone is 'valuable' to the community so to speak, especially what appears to be a quite small one like this. I'm curious to draw the egos out from the dark, so if you're the humble god of selflessness, this is your chance for catharsis!
Bonus: Why have you elected thenewgreen as your dear leader?