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JTHipster · 4236 days ago · link · · parent · post: George W. Bush is smarter than you | Keith Hennessey
Yes. But I'm also taller. Now as you go up higher the air is thinner, yes? So the taller you are the thinner the air is, which means your vision is less obscured, so your perception is better. Now, perception is reality, ergo my superior perception leads to a superior reality. So, I exist in a superior reality, if we recall the principle of "cogito ergo sum" - latin is a smart people language - then we can simply reverse it. I am in a superior reality; thus, I must think in a superior reality. Now simply divide the whole equation and you reach the only logical conclusion. Quite simply put, I think in a superior manner, as you can clearly see in my flawless logic.