Having seen the amount of effort you both have put into this already, I doubt I'd be able to keep up. Perhaps I'll drop in once in a while to do some bizarre meta-commentary in the form of a prose-poem. To keep it light I'll set up some Dogma 95 style constraints in addition to @JakobVirgil's parameters, such as:

- Bizarre, meta-analytical prose-poems must only be written from the perspective of a god/God/gods, who is not altogether familiar with computers and has managed to somehow set your thread as her/his browser homepage. - Bizarre, meta-analytical prose-poems must only be written using the letters available on the keyboard's home row - Bizarre, meta-analytical prose-poems must only be written after having consulted six crystals. - Bizarre, meta-analytical prose-poems must serve as a semi-relevant response to both yours and Jakob's poems but also must fit comfortably as a lyrical substitute to the song "How Bizarre" by OMC - Bizarre, meta-analytical prose-poems must only be wearing a blindfold made of bees