Gaetz went on Tucker Carlson last night, and by like 90 seconds in, Gaetz is like "Tucker, the real story is that this is all just an extortion attempt against me, which is why the FBI had my dad wear a wire to a meeting a few weeks ago" and I'm just in fucking stitches, man. Like yeah, during a (supposedly) active FBI investigation, I'll go on the most watched program in America and reveal that my dad wore a wire earlier this month. It gets weirder from there: edit: He may have just outed his dad as an FBI informant to protect other people in a possible pedo ring from divulging information. Oh man, this is gonna be a huge story when it all comes out. I started to deeply loathe this guy when he used his time on the floor of the House hours after the insurrection attempt on Jan. 6th to cite an obviously bullshit article claiming that facial recognition technology revealed the rioters to be Antifa. He might be one of the people stupid enough to believe in right-wing garbage, which isn't a crime, but, yeah, he's almost certainly a pedo. ruh-roh