Palpy,

Remember when you force lightning'd yourself because Mace Windu wouldn't put up with a traitor to Our Republic (which was him, btw)? He had to go. You did the right thing, and your fantastically disfigured face suits you perfectly. Most now cower in fear at your likeness, even with your hood covering everything except your beautiful yellow eyes and teeth.

I was very sad to hear that someone tried to kill you with a disease from the outer rim. It was probably your son, or another Apprentice cast member. Who can fault their ambition? Nevertheless, they will face execution and the eternal shame that comes with it.

In your haste to become the Senate, which is absolutely justified by your love for democracy, it seems several of our Imperial allies were also infected. No matter; They have also been executed for their weakness. Surely, if they had the drive to drink from the Adrenochrome fountains, as you do, some would still be alive.

With all of the completely hollow, fear-based love that I can muster,

- am_U