Stephen Colbert just did a week long series on his trip to New Zealand. He's sitting chatting with one of the guys from Flight of the Conchords and Lucy Lawless (notice whose name I remembered easily, and whose I didn't...), and he asks them about how health insurance is in New Zealand. Dude says, "It doesn't exist." Stephen is kinda caught off guard for a moment. That wasn't in the script. Dude continues, "If I get sick, I just go to the doctor and it's taken care of." Stephen gets it - his entire framework for discussing health care is fucked - and smiles. Dude continues, "Even you. If you get sick, you go in, they fix you up, and you leave. For free." They then go on talking about the canned spaghetti sandwich they are eating, and what a delicacy it is. Fuck, man. What would it be like to live in a civilized country... ?