TL;DR: biiiig bada boom. [end transcript] This is the best song anyone will ever write about Kim Jong Un. Edit: did anyone make it to the lyric "Oh, the irony, I'm born in 1984... or '83, whatever, who the fuck knows?". Also, a few years ago, we convinced another intern that Kim Jong Ill was a rapper, who had just put out his magnum opus, "Ill 2 Thrill". We also convinced this intern that hotkeys were a keyboard feature for keeping your fingers warm on those cold winter days, so you don't really need to worry about it in Texas. This intern didn't get offered a position the next summer. I don't think this model of paying you back for legitimate knowledge(ish) with shitty anecdotes is sustainable, but sometimes a circle dot just isn't enough. Thanks.