OMFG I had forgotten about this. Holy fucking shit please god let this dumpster fire of a congress get to grapple with term limits. It'll be don't ask don't tell all over again. And fuck yes. The "buy one, kill two" regulation clause. "In my first 100 days I intend to completely remake the basic functionality of law and its enaction." Then withdraw from NAFTA, grenade our relationship with China and open the whole goddamn country to mining and drilling. Now would seem like a good time to recommend this device. The microwave stuff is super bad for you and when you take this, some fresh kernels and a little garlic salt you get a delicious, healthy, light snack that can be enjoyed over and over. Donald Trump may very well be the impetus our congress needs to start working together.