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Difference  ·  3434 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Lame Jokes

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers.

How much does it cost for a pirate to get his ear pierced? A buccaneer.

Two fish are in a tank. One turns to the other and asks “How do you drive this thing?”

Those are a couple of my go-to lame jokes, hope you enjoy them as much as I do!