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lil  ·  3517 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Pubski: April 8, 2015

Encounter with the Universe: Medical Report

steve is right. We've been out here in the pouring rain waiting. I came right over after my visit to a walk-in clinic. All we have to do in Canada is show our gold-plated Health Card.

Weirdly, there was no one lined up in the waiting room. I told the doctor that I couldn't stop coughing. She gave me a face mask. She checked all my vitals and said my chest sounded clear, but I was suffering from reactive airways.

That sounded like a low-budget airline: Fly Reactive Airways.

She said she could give me a cortisone inhaler which after several weeks may or may not help or I could do nothing and after several weeks it may or may not get better.

I'll have a hot water, rum, lemon, and honey. Don't worry, I'll just sit here in the corner in my face mask.