ALTERNATE UNIVERSE Douchecanoe (DC): "Hey pabs, if you don't run for Pres, I won't apply to West Point!" pabs: "Oh well okay then!" shrugs / drops out of Pres election six months pass DC: "Oh hahaha! I won the student election, and I'm going to west point anyway! Look, I fucked you twice!" pabs: ".....oh." __________ Like c'mon dude, trust people a little less here. "Two houses, both alike in infamy, in fair Verona where we lay our scene..." except it's not Verona, it's high school, and it's a pissing contest, and whoever crushes the other most is the winningest. The whole point is Matt thinks he's smart and is trying to get Pabst to drop out for no verifiable reason. If Pabst does drop out, Matt can be lying (of course he wouldn't suggest this to Pabst, but if Pabst is smart he can see this) and Pabst won't even find out for months.