ALLITERATION (pretend I stood on a desk in a big office and yelled that cause that's what I want to do). I'm actually holding back quite a bit because I like seeing (hearing?) other replies. But I love sitting here thinking of ridiculous "vignettes of sentences". I think what I appreciate most about them is that it's mostly something you see/hear/say and then just throw away. There is no pressure to make up something that will make people think you're deep. "Take your apple" "If a fish cries do they know it?" "Was Groucho always wearing a mask?" "Is your car alive?" "Pens Penis" "Last one in is the greatest person alive!" "No president has ever been to space" "Make a lasting impression by beheading your ego" "Cow milk?" "Television rots your brain in a good way" "I recommend 30 shots of kindness, taken intravenously" "My anger gives you power" "Knowledge is worthless, money is all that matters" "Don't look a gift horse in the two bushes" "Hurry up and breathe"