I would destroy the Apple watch. I don't care how non-destructible they say it is. I tend to destroy things, especially things I wear, and very certainly watches (which I like to wear nurse-style, face on the inside of my wrist, because veins make me ucky and nothing I can articulately explain, but anyway, wearing a watch nurse-style ensures that I scratch the fuck out of the face, but because my watch-wearing preference is based in physical feeling and the lizard-part of my brain, this is unlikely to change). I'm rough on things I use a lot. That's not a bad thing - the things I have I use - but it does mean I'm not good with fragile things on the everyday, and especially not as jewelry. I haven't watched the ads or the show. Is it water-proof? One would certainly hope so, or at least water-resistant. I would destroy the Apple watch. As a result it strikes me as both uninteresting and impractical. Also, talk about forgetting that ish places.