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user-inactivated  ·  3818 days ago  ·  link  ·    ·  parent  ·  post: Write a poem as fast as you can. No revisions, no caring, just BAM.... Here is my attempt

I was like

TNG wants me to do poems

but ref knows I hate contemporary

So I thought I'd rap instead

There's no track / I'm still legendary

Ain't no way I could do this 'thout soundin corny as fuck

It's a good thing I rhymed with fuck / 'cause lots of words rhyme with it like suck

or buck, or yuck

Fold my arms like darkwing duck

That's the end of the rhyme, I'm stuck

Then cackle like a maniac, hubski I'm ownin

That ain't a metaphor, these bars keep me zonin

Call me 7 Samurai, I'm ronin

Reading Jojo I'm shonen

Playing smash and I'm pwnin

Ain't heard that phrase since '04

Wanna work out but I'm sore

Can't pay for classes I'm poor

They say I act like eeyore

That ain't true...I just hate you.

Peace.