I have seriously never attempted to read a drunk kb derailment drunk before and it was probably one of the hardest things I have EVER FUCKING DONE. My god. I wanted my brain to work so badly but it just simply could not connect the dots. I'm like about to take notes on this shit to keep track of what the hell your ass is talking about.

ALright.

Fuck.

Italian Ergal with a 5/16-24 tap

so were talking about motorcycle manly stuff here....which actually makes a lot of sense since youre drunk and I know fixing stuff and drinking go together.

washing the baby

and here I still assume youre talking about the bike or whatever

(who has demonstrated her predilections for pooping in the pool not once, not twice, but three times in a row now)

NOMG no its a real baby. bahahahahahahahaha

lane-splitting the 405 at rush hour

see I was totally right about the bike thing. Also - you are crazy. Also - fuck freeways I live in motherfucking south redondo where we are the center of a circle and the 405 and 110 are the circumference and teh motherfucking ocean is the intersecting shit that makes me happy. I went midnight swimming already. Don't worry. I'm not going to get derailed. I'm going to keep going.

here is a circular logo

well yeah its a hubwheel. thats just what it is. The square comes in because thats what shape the cheapest sticks come in.

....

yeah yeah yeah I KNOW THATS WHY I LOVE HUBK!

It's the shit between the dots.

ohhhhhh shit. THIS IS IT. KB HAS REVEALED THE TRUTH. No but seriously. That's a really amazing way of putting it.

o one has attempted a fractal yet has bugged me for more than a year

uh oh

Googling it,

UH OH

pull a dick move like this:

DUCK FOR COVER, YO

I want to see a black field. None of this rounded edges shit. I want corners. I want to see 1/4 of the wheel in the upper left corner. That will show me two half-circles at 3 and 6 o'clock, and one full circle at 4:30. I want to see eight full circles around the full circle at 4:30. I want to see not eight full circles around the partial circles at 3 and 6 o'clock. And then each one of those circles, I want to see circles. And so on. And so on. And so on.

I actually think I can do that. I'll have to read it again but yeah.

I want to see a Mandelbrot hub whee

why the fuck isn't that word that I don't know clickable?

Pushing back the dark

sounds good to me

okay lets do this. START TEH MOTHERFUCKING COUNTDOWN. INSOM STARTED DRINKING AT 10PM. SHE OFFICIALLY ALMOST FUCKING REALLY....FUCKING DUDE THIS GUY....MAN.....AND IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH FUCKING EVEN THOUGH IVE USED THAT WORD A LOT. ANYWAYS THAT DIDN'T HAPPEN BECAUSE WERE MASSIVE IDIOTS AND FUCKED THAT UP AND HAD TO CLEAN UP THE DRAMAFEST THAT ENSUED TO ENSURE THAT EVERYONE BESIDES US WAS GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING HAPPY. IM NOT HAPPY. I FUCKING HAVE BEEN SMILING NON STOP TODAY ITS FUCKING RETARDED HOW MUCH THIS FOOL MAKES ME FEEL. AND I WANTED TO DO A NIGHT SO I COULD TAKE HIS ASS OFF A PEDESTAL AND GET REAL. BECAUSE MAN....REAL IS SOMETHING I HAVE MISSED FOR A LONG ASS TIME. and if I show up to work giddy and smiley one more time, my heartbroken programmer might actually stab me in the cunt with an audrino.

anyways.

it's 2:48am lets design this shit