But I'd rather keep those I'm dating off of it so I can talk about them when I want!

Amen. I still hold back a bit about what I say because I think my ex still comes on occasionally. Probably to see what I'm up to.

I just found out the guy I met a few days ago doesn't have a facebook. Never has. I told him that was unacceptable. When he asked why, I said "because I have no idea who you are and what you do and what you've done and what your ex looks like and who your friends with or anything! You could be a serial killer or married or who knows what." He laughed at me and told me he'd tell me anything I wanted to know. I told him that that provided less insight because everything would be skewed through his perspective - it wouldn't be nearly as objective. He found this to be the most hilarious thing ever and told me my honesty was refreshing. I told him to go back 8 years and make a facebook so I can stalk him.

I wonder how people ever dated before the internet. I guess that's how people were able to keep two wives and shit. Still mind-boggling. I must've found the one guy under 30 who has never had a facebook.